What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 03:08

The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Goldfinger
-J W Pepper
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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Man with the Golden Gun
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Octopussy
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
You Only Live Twice
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
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Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Dr No
Why are women attracted to ugly guys?
Live and Let Die
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
A View to a Kill
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From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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